Another installment of the ongoing adventures in the lexicon wonderland of Little Dude Vinton.
Little Dude can be a real homebody depending on the day. Some days, “Ok, Pal– get your shoes and coat on” will inspire a rush out to the car. Other days it inspires a collapse and whining protest. A week or so ago, it was a cautious medium as we tried to spruce up going to –gasp– Wal-Mart. Seeing as how Wal-Mart has toys and fish, I thought the trip could be kind of adventurous, so I embellished in hopes of avoiding floppy drama.
“Ok, Pal– get your shoes and coat on– we’re going to an adventure place!”
“Are you just lying to me to make me happy?“
Little Dude was having a complaint session (which are becoming hair-pullingly commonplace these days) and arguing with his Mama about how “easy” it would be for him to not strap into his car seat and get out of the car.
“Mama, its easy peazy lemon squeezy. That’s how easy it is!“
Sometimes I screen movies in Salt Lake City. Usually it’s me and my pal Andy, but this time he was unable to make it and Lady-Friend got to come instead– which meant Gramma Dunkley would get a chance to come through in the clutch and watch the kids while we hit up the show. Little Sis is kind of a sissy when it comes to strangers, and seeing as how she hadn’t seen Gramma and Grampa Dunkley in a while, was a little nervous. Especially later when Grampa came home. True to form, she pushed out her lip, pulled down a frown and let the sad wail of abandonment fly. Little Dude took it in stride:
“It’s OK, Grampa, she’s just not used to wrinkley old men.”
More after the jump… (more…)