Archive for December, 2009

Whoever Said, “Life Isn’t About Its Destination, But Its Journey” Was Full of Crap

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

At the strike of a road-hypnotized hour eight, this journey was ALL about the destination.

If you’ve been reading the Twitter feeds there in the upper right, you know what I’m talking about: a butt-clobbering 16 hours from point A (Logan– or, as they say in Danglish: “Too Damn Cold“) to point B (San Diego– or, as they say in German: “Whale’s Vagina“). Since the last two days have been nothing but traveling, this is all we’ve got to show for it:

What I’m Forcing my Family to Listen To

Monday, December 21st, 2009

It’s been $100+ in itunes since I’ve thrown one of these up, so here you go. I can’t promise you’ll like it. In fact, you’ll probably hate it. At least I tried to expand your horizons via a musical batch of eclecticism with a penchant for indie 80’s revival… and BONUS! It doesn’t auto-play.


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It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas… Kinda

Monday, December 21st, 2009

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Little Dude is stoked for Christmas. Lady-Friend and I are inexplicably uncommitted.  I’m not sure where our enthusiasm met with the brick wall of indifference, but here we are.

Luckily, Little Dude is keeping the dream alive with his lists, impromptu Christmas caroling and pride-inspiring pre-school craft projects. We’re betting Santa will return the favor.

Lady-Friend is Pretty

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Not that I’m bragging. It’s not my fault.

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Us, Circa December 2009

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Having two ladies interested in taking pics can be self-servingly beneficial. It’s called photo-swapping: “I’ll practice taking pics of your family if you’ll practice with mine”. Done and done.

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As it happens, I think this one turned out pretty decently with “blow out” snow and no post-processing… and if your turn your head a little (big winks, Jenny– thank you!). If we look cold, that’s because we were. Happily, blood flow was restored to extremities a few hours later.

Little Sis

Monday, December 21st, 2009

img_2834Lady-Friend’s taken up learning photography. I’m glad.

Obsession

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Little Dude’s got a new obsession. One guess as to what it is (the hint isn’t in the shirt):

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While we were in Colorado over the Thanksgiving holiday, we took a hike with my Uncle Doug and Aunt Layne. They live on the frontier– IE, a place where people still chase bears out of their yard. On the way, Uncle Doug mentioned he knew where some deer bones were. Little Dude flipped because bones are AWESOME. Sure enough, true to “Papa’s Uncle’s” word and hidden in a network of scrub juniper: a mother lode of bones. Little Dude scored the skull, which had just enough gristle and fur stuck to it to leave lady-Friend a little unsettled.

We brought Dead Bambi Head home and just got around to cleaning (IE: boiling) it yesterday. As a bonus, our home smelled like a Sunday roast. And by “Sunday Roast” I mean death. Apparently, there’s a reason Glade Plugins don’t come in “Oily Venison and Skunk”.

Quotables: Little Dude

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Another installment of the ongoing adventures in the lexicon wonderland of Little Dude Vinton.

little-dude-capLittle Dude can be a real homebody depending on the day. Some days, “Ok, Pal– get your shoes and coat on” will inspire a rush out to the car. Other days it inspires a collapse and whining protest.  A week or so ago, it was a cautious medium as we tried to spruce up going to –gasp– Wal-Mart. Seeing as how Wal-Mart has toys and fish, I thought the trip could be kind of adventurous, so I embellished in hopes of avoiding floppy drama.

“Ok, Pal– get your shoes and coat on– we’re going to an adventure place!”

Are you just lying to me to make me happy?

Little Dude was having a complaint session (which are becoming hair-pullingly commonplace these days) and arguing with his Mama about how “easy” it would be for him to not strap into his car seat and get out of the car.

Mama, its easy peazy lemon squeezy. That’s how easy it is!

Sometimes I screen movies in Salt Lake City. Usually it’s me and my pal Andy, but this time he was unable to make it and Lady-Friend got to come instead– which meant Gramma Dunkley would get a chance to come through in the clutch and watch the kids while we hit up the show. Little Sis is kind of a sissy when it comes to strangers, and seeing as how she hadn’t seen Gramma and Grampa Dunkley in a while, was a little nervous. Especially later when Grampa came home. True to form, she pushed out her lip, pulled down a frown and let the sad wail of abandonment fly. Little Dude took it in stride:

It’s OK, Grampa, she’s just not used to wrinkley old men.”

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