Category Archives: Vintonville

Everything happening in the village of Vinton.

Quotables: Little Dude and The Garbage-Bound Eggplant

Another installment of the ongoing adventures in the lexicon wonderland of Little Dude Vinton. NOTE: This is entry is a reminder as to why I need to keep Vintonville– or at least Quotables– updated … Continue reading

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One!

So Little Sis can now be measured in years instead of months, which is awesome. We also stripped her down and, as per one-year-old tradition, made her eat cake.

She kinda dug it.

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9 years of Bliss and Blisters

Bliss: a state of complete and total happiness. Blister: skin being rubbed into an oblivion creating a painful puss pocket.
Lady friend here– hijacking Vintonville for a little cheese time. This post technically should have been up on Wednesday … Continue reading

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Stonehenged

Bed Ninja
[bed nin-juh] –noun
1. A member of a child society of bedtime mercenary agents, highly trained in stealth (ninjutsu), who indulge in covert purposes ranging from nap-time espionage to mattress sabotage and sleep assassination.
When you’re trying to punch in … Continue reading

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Quotables: Little Dude and the Slave Doer

Another installment of the ongoing adventures in the lexicon wonderland of Little Dude Vinton.
Between the two kids, our place has become a virus manufacturing plant, which is always rough for Little Sis and amps my … Continue reading

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The Palate Made Me Do It

My palate is decidedly lowbrow. Keep your bisque, banache and Frenchy/Italian-ey suffixes. I’ll take a fat pile of baked mac and cheese, pizza, Famous Star or condiment-loaded ballpark hot dog and wash it all down with a warm chocolate chip … Continue reading

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Quotables: Little Dude And The Rudey

Another installment of the ongoing adventures in the lexicon wonderland of Little Dude Vinton.

The other night, after putting Little Dude to bed, I heard him faintly whispering to himself as I went back to my … Continue reading

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Every Holiday… Christmas!

So, yeah. Creating the expectation of plastic-wrapped joy for every holiday is a totally responsible way to avoid spoiling your kids. And by that, I mean it’s probably not.
Between the Memorial Day General, the Independence Day Eagle and the Labor … Continue reading

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I’m Buying One

Not an iPad. This sweetness:
Look, I’m 35 going on 36 which inevitably means I’m on the losing side of the “not that old” argument and have some decisions to make. The most important –the one I’ve been going back and … Continue reading

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We Had Easter. I Bet You Did Too.

I’ve just been to lazy to post anything about it. That and there’s too many pictures to sort through. Soon enough.

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