Lunch: Beef jerky. Triscuits. Water. Must be Sunday. #
Feeling a scratchy sore throat sneaking up. Not unlike a dirty tramp, this season just keeps on giving. #
Hey- it’s fall! #
Four hours of sleep isn’t enough to power through a Monday like this. #
The month of November is going to bankrupt/leave me as a divorcee thanks …
So ends Halloween 2009, with a 4 year old robot demanding a different treat on the front porch of the King Sized candy bar mansion. #
Dressed as a teenage kid… Which is pretty much like every other day. #
Dear Trunk or Treat: We’re the house with the big candy bars and we don’t want any …
Like a four-year-old, I’m fighting sleep because it’s too early to go to bed. #
If the low cloud cover dipped any lower, we’d be in Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow. #
Prepping Year One. Skipped it in theaters, am pretty sure I’ll realize why when it’s all over… but rentals make it so easy to say “Yes”. #
Trucks with plows, tree branches breaking and snow shovels– all in October. This storm just got real. Old Man Winter’s a Jerk. #
Thanks to a certain salad recipe, I’ve …
Suckerpunched! Lady-Friend is now down with aches and chills. It’s just me and Little Sis holding down the quarantine. http://myloc.me/1bGjY #
Little Dude just refinished the kitchen floor with last nights dinner. http://myloc.me/1bCLR #
Time to take a drain on the bank account: Parts for a robot Halloween costume and 4T jeans that fit. Box stores, here we come. #
Geriatric Crusaders have put barbed wire on their gate. The spiteful disagreeability of these people never ceases to astound. #
Sitting in the radio booth. Things are about to get Movie Showey. http://myloc.me/19T6z #
KVNU’s Movie Show at 5pm. Probably talk Amelia, Saw VI, Astroboy, The Vampires Assistant and a post DVD release thrashing of Transformers 2. #
Parent/Teacher meeting for Little Dude. Yeah, that feels weird. #
Trying out this newfangled thing called “Twitter” all these hipsters …
So I’m in Vegas. Vegas! Land of the buffet, the place retirement accounts go to die and current home to naked Carmen Electra shenanigans. Carmen Electra- you know: Baywatch chick, Dave Navarro/Dennis Rodman wife and professional clothes taker-offer.
Right now, this very MINUTE, I’m supposed to be downstairs at a meet and greet with Ms. Electra …
Back in the day, I’d heard boys were a little harder to potty train than girls. Pffffffft. Whatever. I only peed my bed until I was 22. What’s the big deal?
Ah, experience. The Master Teacher.
Now, with Little Dude hitting four years old, I see the inherent wisdom and warning of little boy potty difficulty. While …
Joshua loves bugs. He’s like the Jane Goodall of Entomology, except he’s not an old lady. And he’s three. We were recently at a family event when he found a creepy crawly sluggishly inching along outside in the cold. His initial “WHOOOOOAA!” becmae “Aaaaaaw. It’s cold!” and without hesitation he picked the Pine Seed Bug …
