How to Blow 180 Days of Fitness in 10 Minutes
With so many other vices to indulge in Vegas, one of the last things I’d expect to come home feeling guilty about would be doing the “conductor’s pump”, yelling “Woo- Wooooo!” and summarily stuffing 24 oz. of ground beef, bun, cheese and sauce down my fat pie hole. But I did, all thanks to Fatburger‘s Triple King (aka: The XXL, aka. The WTF!) Challenge as facilitated by glutinous burger bravado and a cast-iron gut.
Out of 12+ dudes and a possible stripper, I ended up finishing first place, not only going the distance in cramming down 1200+ calories, 60+ grams of fat and over 1500 mgs of sodium in a burger roughly the size of a cantaloupe, but doing it all in a come-from-behind victory to beat everyone else. The evidence is on crappily recorded video and embedded below. The exact moment of my shameful triumph is here, but I couldn’t get the thing to finish. Maybe you’ll have better luck.
Shortened life expectancy aside, I think I found my calling.
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Double gross. But good job, I guess.