Meatlogs, Bacon Weaves and Other Ways to Die Early
In my heart of hearts, happiness would be fueling the body with a diet of delicious, life-shortening crap. McGriddles for breakfast, corn dogs for brunch, Hamburgers for lunch, Pizza for dinner and ice cream/cookies for dessert.
Every day.
For the rest of my life. Which would, after the first year, probably be a short one.
In the mean time, whenever my cholesterol-loving heart of hearts begins whispering sweet nothings to the impressionable food hole known as my stomach, I check out the life-busting concoctions on This is Why You’re Fat. And suddenly, like a St. Patty’s Day miracle, egg whites, tuna, brown rice and cottage cheese don’t look so bad.
Behold the magical–and heart-stopping–power of the Meat (in) Loaf, Fifth Third Burger and Meat Cake triumvirate.
Meat-in-Loaf……hmmmm…never thought of that one. Looks tasty!