Ms. Valley- You’re a Petulant Hussey
Last year, at about this time, we flipped Cache Valley the bird, packed up our bags and slammed the door in her cold, snowy face.
History is a total copycat, because we’re doing the same thing again. We just need some breathing room, that’s all. Ms. Valley can be a controlling, suffocating Hussey* in the wintertime.
Say what!? Taking a vacation in the midst of this economic port-a-potty? Are you mad?
No, it’s called a free stay, a 10 hour drive and it don’t cost no money to go swimmin’.
*I’m sorry, Cache. It needed to be said.
Umm, hello, I also am only a ten hour drive. My air mattress is free and I cook. Turds.
Snap.