Little Dude’s been in metaphorical fisticuffs with the whole potty training concept for a while now. He gets it, but apparently when you’re four and playing is happening, you ain’t got time to mess with no toilet. Most days, it all works out. Other days, underpants are very, very sad.
Yesterday, Lady-Friend sensed danger and the unhappy smell of a prune hole gone awry. With second senses tingling, she whisked Little Dude to the bathroom so he could finish the job and avert a “Number 2″ underwear apocalypse. As he reluctantly dropped trou, a stinky surprise hopped out of his underpants and gave the floor a Lincoln Log kiss. It was then Lady-Friend realized the mud baby didn’t fall from the back of Little Dude’s underwear, but from the front.
With his smuggling operation busted, Little Dude began fessing up: Since he was too busy playing, he’d had an “accident”. The “accident” then slid out of his underpants and onto the floor where, naturally, he scooped it up and put it back.
In front.
I’m not sure when Little Dude was actually making plans to unload his cargo, but it’s nice to know he has the whole “clean up after yourself” thing down.
This is so much funnier now…then not so much! I was proud that he quickly told the truth not that I couldn’t tell with the poop smeared all down the front of his legs and pants…geeww!
Gross. But hilarious. Just hope he doesn’t do it in kindergarten.
Funny story about that, when I lived in Oregon there was a headline on the news, Teacher sends poop surprise home to parents. Apparently the teacher scooped up a student’s surprise, stuck it in a bag and wrote “your little turd left this on my floor” or something to that effect. Or is it affect? I think she got in trouble, but you know all the other teachers were laughing.
hahahahahhahaha!!!!!! redden sometimes has these little accidents either #1 or #2. he just gets too busy and could be 3 feet from the bathroom but doesn’t seem to know how to tear himself anyway from all of his wonderous adventures. funny funny!!!!! perfect narration.
That is disgustingly hilarious!!!!
Dan you need to give M.C. a raise..
Or a day off.
She is the mom of the year!
P.S. Where in the world did you find a picture of Mr. happy poop with the Santa hat???????
Why, That’s South Park’s Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo.
gross, but hahahahahahahahaha!