Quotables: Joshua– “HUH?!! What did you say?”
Joshua had the cute factor tuned up last night. As we were reading Joshua his bedtime story (he picked his “My First Animal Board Book“) he was cracking us up! He was pulling out some crazy words and saying some funny stuff so I thought I would share.
Every time he would see a new animal or insect he would enthusiastically say “Oh my —–” or blurt “WHAT!”and then some crazy word or saying.
Here are some of his OH MY’S:
“OH MY DICKERUS!” (Ridiculous?)
“OH MY TOMATOE!” (Holy Toledo)
“OH MY PINKERUS!” (Any guesses?)
When we got to the “Climbers” page, he pointed to a picture of a stretching Orangutan and says…”I don’t like that monkey because he poops on us…” He then pointed to the monkeys hairy bum and said, “Oh look there’s a prune hole right in there” (Prune hole???? HUH?)
On seeing a Lobster…”That lobster will pinch us right in the prune hole” (“prune hole” got big laughs, so it became the word of the night, apparently).
Pic of a Killer Whale: “YAY!! Its SHAMPOOOO!“….i.e. Shamu.
“When Brownie [neighbors dog] runs his poop falls out“. (Dan Note: Friday morning, the neighbors dog had escaped– we ran into the field where she chased us, then promptly squatted for some business- in 3 year old terms, I guess this means running and poop falling out.)
Then, when I was snuggling him to sleep this was our conversation: “Mama our bones are mushy. See? When you stick them out like this [pointed his finger] and then when you squeeze them look my cheeks and my lips…my lips aren’t very hard though.”
Man aren’t kids great! I am still laughing about the pooping monkey.
I think I’ve heard you guys use prune hole before. Maybe it was pie hole. I was showing Owen Joshua’s pictures and he was lovin it. He wants to come back to Ewtah and our nother one house almost everyday. Poor kid. Oh and thanks for weeding the garlic!
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