Quotables: Little Dude
Another installment of the ongoing adventures in the lexicon wonderland of Little Dude Vinton.
One of Little Dude’s favorite shirts is a bright orange tee with big numbers and a football player. To promote the whole “It’s fun to like sports” thing, we sat down to watch some football and grunt and “wow” at all the tackles.
“Would you still like me if I took those football guys down?”
“What do you mean?”
“Took them down to Chinatown!”
For some reason, not sure why, Little Dude is freaked out by wrinkles. “Did Jesus bless us to be wrinkly when were old? If you are, I’ll be so sad.”
On Sunday, we received a visit from our home teachers. Little Dude was not stoked and started complaining loudly to Lady Friend.
“They always come over!”
“No they don’t. Stop”
“Stop the drama, Mama! The home teachers always come over!”
Little Dude tells me stories as I drive him to school. They’re usually heady mixes of the real and the fantastical. Today’s was about being able to shoot a BB gun at a cabin.
“My Grampa let me shoot a BB gun and I shot a cow. I blasted him right in the milk gut. Right where the milk squirts out!”
Oh I love these!! Thanks for posting them, they brighten my day!
This kiddo’s quotes seriously have us laughing our guts out every time we read them! Keep up the hilariousness little dude!