What’s Up Now, Chuck?
So I know the Chuck Norris-pinnacle-of-manliness joke ran its course a couple years ago and he’s now retired, deliberating with the Elders of Planet Beardatron and talking up his rock-breaking, baby-making exploits…. BUT the dude still repelled a full-scale terrorist invasion, lead Delta Force on a missile-firing motorcycle AND loosens up his shoulders for fun with the Total Gym. That said, I could totally take him and I have proof.
See, one of my pals– Marine, family man, tough guy and High School compatriot– threw out a Tuesday night Photoshop challenge: “If you could PhotoShop a picture of you crane kicking Chuck Norris in the “nether regions”, all the while perched atop a tiger shark and wielding a trident would kick up Tue awesomeness a notch.” And when it comes to Photoshop challenges, I’m like a moth to the flame… or even better, an enemy’s loins to Chuck Norris’ mighty steel-toed boot.
So, late last night I delivered the challenge and because I don’t want that hour and a half of being hunched over the computer to go unseen, well…what’s up now, Chuck?
