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The whole Twilight phenomenon has passed me by. I’d imagine that’s kind of due to a lack of inboard/outboard baby hosting utilities, with which most of the Twilight fan contingent are naturally equipped. In fact, I hadn’t even heard of brooding teenage vampire love until it exploded out of the closet this last summer via the latest entry Breaking Dawn– despite the series having been fawned over–while naturally sulking and listening to Muse with shades drawn– since 2005. Now, with Twilight‘s unexpected, rabid popularity having reached a High School Musical pitch and the movie perfectly capitalizing on it with an expectation slapping $70 million opening weekend, there’s been an undercurrent of outcry amongst the male geek contingent. “Twilight‘s diluting our genre! They’re killing our vampires!”

Uh.. no.

Stephanie Meyer has done no more damage to love/lack of vampire enthusiasm than what a visually arresting but horribly embarrassing 30 Days of Night did while trying to bring the vampire “primal monster” angle back. The way Twilight treats its vampires is no less diluting than George Lucas’ excision of “sci” from “fi” for his Star Wars movies and most mainstream “sci-fi” comers thereafter. Sure, there’s a heaping ton of immanently mockable fodder when it comes to the Twilight fanbase and the Harlequin meets Anne Rice meets Brahm Stoker prose that fuels the series frantic page turning… but then again, so do most of the bastions of male geekdom. Star Trek, anyone? Star Wars Superfans? Elvish speaking fans of Tolkien? You need only drive by ComicCon to see how ridiculous male geek fanaticism can get.

So all this ire begs the question: When did the genre club become boys only? You’d think all the fellas and their Princess Leia/ comic book cosplay fetishism would welcome so many women taking an interest in something fantastical while dipping their toes into the shallow end of the geek pool.

In fact, I’m not sure why geeks wouldn’t gladly take all genre newcomers– especially girls. Sure, we may pile on the rhetorical shame over their swooning for some pale and pouty guy named Edward (as they should likewise shame us over our far less discerning swoons at any genre girl baring belly or boob), but for all those who only stand ankle deep in the “love story” aspect of it, there’s also going to be others who use the Twilight gateway for wading deeper into the genre pool, maybe even discovering the admired Let the Right One In or the fantastical works of Guillermo Del Toro. I just don’t see how that’s a bad thing, nor do I see how mocking these “fat, pubescent and lonely girls” delineates any self respecting geek from their own sticky label as fat, post pubescent and lonely man-children.

In fact, the excited females, long lines and giddy anticipation of Twilight are no less authentic than the same fervor previously heaped upon Star Wars or Lord of the Rings, not to mention the clingy devotion to (admittedly more layered) genre pieces as Planet of the Apes or, again, decades of Star Trek. The only difference is these women spend less money on collecting related toys and more on inexplicably looking good/dressing well for the guys who do.

Like or loathe the Twilight series, its fans deserve some leeway. After all, they’re simply the other side of  our geek coin.

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