Vintonville » Walmart http://www.vintonville.com The life and times of a guy, his Lady-Friend, a Little Dude and a Little Sis. Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:43:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Awesome Bases http://www.vintonville.com/random/awesome-bases/ http://www.vintonville.com/random/awesome-bases/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 22:26:52 +0000 Dan http://www.vintonville.com/?p=3552 I can’t say I hate-hate Wal-Mart. I know they’ve got all kinds of arguments stacked up against them and I’ve sworn that big box cattle car off on more than one hair-pulling trip… but man, at one int he morning their home-town hating, 24/7 corporate empire makes life convenient when you need that certain “je ne sai quoi”. That and it’s got a toy section that goes a long way to pacifying Little Dude when he hears grocery shopping is on the agenda.

And while that perspective in and of itself might qualify me as a frumpy, red state hater of righteousness, humanity and taste, I’m sure when the world crashes and we’re on the lam from roaming bands of cannibals/radiated, Clydsdale-sized cockroaches, the husks of burned out Wal-Marts– with their massive parking lots and limited-window architecture– will make awesome bases.

In the mean time, for those who do visit Wal-Mart, this clip is a casual/artsy reminder that yeah, Wal-Mart might not ever sleep, but visiting between the hours of 6-8 pm and sampling the five-deep, 20-minute-wait checkout line is still the shopping equivalent to losing the will to live.

Stephen Wilkes – Time-Lapse: A Day at A Walmart Store from BERNSTEIN & ANDRIULLI on Vimeo.

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